01-08-2014, 05:57 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Murcia, Spain
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A Male Fairy Tale
A MALE FAIRY TALE:
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was friggin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up. The end
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01-08-2014, 06:26 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Squamish B.C Canada
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So there is hope for some of us.
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