A 710

Fawlty · 05-08-2013, 11:50 AM

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage when a young woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'

She replied, 'You know, the little round piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one.'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car just like hers which had its hood up and asked, 'Is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.' The mechanic fainted.

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alantf · 05-08-2013, 02:57 PM

So then she asked for a longer dipstick. "why do you want that?" asked the mechanic... "Because the one that's in there now doesn't reach the oil"

alantf · 05-08-2013, 03:19 PM

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Water Warrior 2 · 05-15-2013, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by alantf

So then she asked for a longer dipstick. "why do you want that?" asked the mechanic... "Because the one that's in there now doesn't reach the oil"

I used to work with her twin brother. They had matching IQ's.

05-08-2013, 11:50 AM	#1
Fawlty Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Murcia, Spain Posts: 683	A 710 A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage when a young woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?' She replied, 'You know, the little round piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one.' She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car just like hers which had its hood up and asked, 'Is there a 710 on this car?' She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.' The mechanic fainted. If you're not sure what a 710 is Scroll down __________________ "It begins here for me on this road. How the whole mess happened I don't know, but I know it couldn't happen again in a million years." (Johnny Strabbler-The Wild One 1953) Login or Register to Remove Ads
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05-08-2013, 02:57 PM	#2
alantf Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Tenerife (Spain) Posts: 3,719	Re: A 710 So then she asked for a longer dipstick. "why do you want that?" asked the mechanic... "Because the one that's in there now doesn't reach the oil" __________________ By birth an Englishman, by the grace of God a Yorkshireman.
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05-08-2013, 03:19 PM	#3
alantf Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Tenerife (Spain) Posts: 3,719	Re: A 710 [attachment=0:ujab2tb7]images.jpg[/attachment:ujab2tb7] __________________ By birth an Englishman, by the grace of God a Yorkshireman. Login or Register to Remove Ads
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