The Penis Poem.

blaine · 04-23-2011, 11:23 PM

My nookie days are over,

My pilot light is out,

What used to be my sex appeal,

Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord,

From my trousers it would spring,

But now I've got a full-time job,

To find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing,

The way it would behave,

For every single morning,

It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches,

It sure gives me the blues,

To see it hang its little head,

And watch me tie my shoes!

:lol:

mrlmd1 · 04-24-2011, 01:08 PM

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04-23-2011, 11:23 PM	#1
blaine Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: P.E.I. Canada Posts: 3,784	The Penis Poem. My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out, What used to be my sex appeal, Is now my water spout. Time was when, on its own accord, From my trousers it would spring, But now I've got a full-time job, To find the blasted thing. It used to be embarrassing, The way it would behave, For every single morning, It would stand and watch me shave. Now as old age approaches, It sure gives me the blues, To see it hang its little head, And watch me tie my shoes! :lol: __________________ If at first you do succeed, try not to look surprised. Login or Register to Remove Ads
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04-24-2011, 01:08 PM	#2
mrlmd1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Crawfordville, Florida Posts: 2,853	Re: The Penis Poem. Viagra. Cialis. Levitra. Any of them may solve your problem (at least for a while), :neener: :2tup:
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