Nurses aren't supposed to laugh.....

blaine · 04-13-2011, 10:08 PM

"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a
professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his
trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen.

It's length and width was almost identical to a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle,
but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was
laughing.

Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's part,
she composed herself as well as she could.

"I am so sorry," she said.. "I don't know what came over me.
On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise That won't happen again.

Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Bob replied.

She ran out of the room.
:tongue:

Water Warrior 2 · 04-13-2011, 10:32 PM

This must be the same Bob that Father Murphy knows.

04-13-2011, 10:08 PM	#1
blaine Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: P.E.I. Canada Posts: 3,784	Nurses aren't supposed to laugh..... "Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. It's length and width was almost identical to a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing. Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's part, she composed herself as well as she could. "I am so sorry," she said.. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise That won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," Bob replied. She ran out of the room. :tongue: __________________ If at first you do succeed, try not to look surprised. Login or Register to Remove Ads
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04-13-2011, 10:32 PM	#2
Water Warrior 2 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Squamish B.C Canada Posts: 11,409	Re: Nurses aren't supposed to laugh..... This must be the same Bob that Father Murphy knows.
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