The medical difference between "guts" and "balls.

blaine · 04-11-2011, 11:55 PM

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all
heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the
difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here
are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are
you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next,
Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically, speaking there is no difference in the prognosis:
Both result in death.

:tongue:

BillInGA · 04-12-2011, 06:30 AM

:lol: :plus1:

04-11-2011, 11:55 PM	#1
blaine Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: P.E.I. Canada Posts: 3,784	The medical difference between "guts" and "balls. There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically, speaking there is no difference in the prognosis: Both result in death. :tongue: __________________ If at first you do succeed, try not to look surprised. Login or Register to Remove Ads
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04-12-2011, 06:30 AM	#2
BillInGA Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Kennesaw, GA Posts: 296	Re: The medical difference between "guts" and "balls. :lol: :plus1: __________________ ATGATT - All The Gear, All The Time
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