Anudder newfie joke by'e !!

blaine · 03-06-2011, 09:07 AM

A doctor in St John's Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his janitor. "I'm goin' huntin' tomorrow Buddy and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients and I'll give you fifty bucks."

"Yes, by'e!" answers Buddy

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: "So, Buddy, How was your day my son?"

Buddy told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a Headache so I gave him TYLENOL."

"Bravo Buddy! The second one?" asks the doctor.

"The second one had a bad stomach and I gave him MAALOX, dr." says Buddy

"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the Doctor

"Well Sir, I was sitting here having a smoke and suddenly the door flies opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table and shouts: HELP ME - I haven't seen a man in over two years

"Lard Tunderin' Yeezus, Buddy!!! What did you do by'e?"

I put drops in her eyes!

:cool:

Water Warrior 2 · 03-06-2011, 02:05 PM

Never saw that one coming.

mrlmd1 · 03-06-2011, 04:31 PM

Get yourself some of those drops.
You would get a different reaction from people down here compared to those up in Newfoundland. :roll:

03-06-2011, 09:07 AM	#1
blaine Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: P.E.I. Canada Posts: 3,784	Anudder newfie joke by'e !! A doctor in St John's Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his janitor. "I'm goin' huntin' tomorrow Buddy and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients and I'll give you fifty bucks." "Yes, by'e!" answers Buddy The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: "So, Buddy, How was your day my son?" Buddy told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a Headache so I gave him TYLENOL." "Bravo Buddy! The second one?" asks the doctor. "The second one had a bad stomach and I gave him MAALOX, dr." says Buddy "Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the Doctor "Well Sir, I was sitting here having a smoke and suddenly the door flies opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table and shouts: HELP ME - I haven't seen a man in over two years "Lard Tunderin' Yeezus, Buddy!!! What did you do by'e?" I put drops in her eyes! :cool: __________________ If at first you do succeed, try not to look surprised. Login or Register to Remove Ads
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03-06-2011, 02:05 PM	#2
Water Warrior 2 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Squamish B.C Canada Posts: 11,409	Re: Anudder newfie joke by'e !! Never saw that one coming.
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03-06-2011, 04:31 PM	#3
mrlmd1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Crawfordville, Florida Posts: 2,853	Re: Anudder newfie joke by'e !! Get yourself some of those drops. You would get a different reaction from people down here compared to those up in Newfoundland. :roll: Login or Register to Remove Ads
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