Japanese Sex

Fawlty · 02-11-2014, 02:06 PM

A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex:

Husband: Sukitaki....
Wife replies: Kowanini!
Husband says: Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!
Wife on her knees literally begging: Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!
Husband replies angrily: Na miaou kina tim kouji!.

I can't believe you sat and tried to read this as if you understand Japanese!
You are unbelievable!
I always knew you would read anything as long as it is about SEX...
You may need help !!

Water Warrior 2 · 02-11-2014, 02:29 PM

It's all Greek to me.

Goose51683 · 02-11-2014, 02:37 PM

Just put this in a translator because I really am that bad. Its all gibberish...I'm so disappointed

bpdchief · 02-11-2014, 06:37 PM

I'd rather read Greek lol

ImaginativeFig · 02-11-2014, 11:12 PM

As someone who can sorta read Japanese, I was suspicious at the lack of any recognizable words...

Goose51683 · 02-12-2014, 07:46 AM

Obviously trying to make anyone on this forum feel bad for reading this post failed utterly. We are all a little off and damn proud of it!

Haha

bpdchief · 02-12-2014, 07:06 PM

A little off?? Speak for yourself!

Some of us are so far off there isn't even a trail to where we are :-)

Cathy · 02-12-2014, 09:43 PM

I read it.

Very Japanese it is.

Water Warrior 2 · 02-13-2014, 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cathy

I read it.

Very Japanese it is.

Really? Give us a fairly clean translation so we can have a laugh without being censored.

ImaginativeFig · 02-13-2014, 07:56 PM

私はまたよもうとしました。
ちんぷんかんぷんのように見える。
たぶんキャシーさんは冗談をつくる。
トロルですね。

02-11-2014, 02:06 PM	#1
Fawlty Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Murcia, Spain Posts: 683	Japanese Sex A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex: Husband: Sukitaki.... Wife replies: Kowanini! Husband says: Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo! Wife on her knees literally begging: Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji! Husband replies angrily: Na miaou kina tim kouji!. I can't believe you sat and tried to read this as if you understand Japanese! You are unbelievable! I always knew you would read anything as long as it is about SEX... You may need help !! __________________ "It begins here for me on this road. How the whole mess happened I don't know, but I know it couldn't happen again in a million years." (Johnny Strabbler-The Wild One 1953) Login or Register to Remove Ads
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Goose51683 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Indiana Posts: 621	Just put this in a translator because I really am that bad. Its all gibberish...I'm so disappointed Login or Register to Remove Ads
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ImaginativeFig Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: College Station, Texas Posts: 138	As someone who can sorta read Japanese, I was suspicious at the lack of any recognizable words... Login or Register to Remove Ads
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02-11-2014, 02:29 PM	#2
Water Warrior 2 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Squamish B.C Canada Posts: 11,409	It's all Greek to me.
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02-11-2014, 06:37 PM	#4
bpdchief Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Ozark, MO Posts: 848	I'd rather read Greek lol
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02-12-2014, 07:46 AM	#6
Goose51683 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Indiana Posts: 621	Obviously trying to make anyone on this forum feel bad for reading this post failed utterly. We are all a little off and damn proud of it! Haha
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02-12-2014, 07:06 PM	#7
bpdchief Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Ozark, MO Posts: 848	A little off?? Speak for yourself! Some of us are so far off there isn't even a trail to where we are :-)
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02-12-2014, 09:43 PM	#8
Cathy Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Vancouver BC Posts: 157	I read it. Very Japanese it is.
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02-13-2014, 07:56 PM	#10
ImaginativeFig Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: College Station, Texas Posts: 138	私はまたよもうとしました。ちんぷんかんぷんのように見える。たぶんキャシーさんは冗談をつくる。トロルですね。
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