Japanese Sex
 

A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex:




Husband: Sukitaki....
Wife replies: Kowanini!
Husband says: Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!
Wife on her knees literally begging: Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!
Husband replies angrily: Na miaou kina tim kouji!.








I can't believe you sat and tried to read this as if you understand Japanese!
You are unbelievable!
I always knew you would read anything as long as it is about SEX...
You may need help !!

It's all Greek to me.

Just put this in a translator because I really am that bad. Its all gibberish...I'm so disappointed

I'd rather read Greek lol

As someone who can sorta read Japanese, I was suspicious at the lack of any recognizable words...

Obviously trying to make anyone on this forum feel bad for reading this post failed utterly. We are all a little off and damn proud of it!

Haha

A little off?? Speak for yourself!

Some of us are so far off there isn't even a trail to where we are :-)

I read it.

Very Japanese it is.

Really? Give us a fairly clean translation so we can have a laugh without being censored.

私はまたよもうとしました。
ちんぷんかんぷんのように見える。
たぶんキャシーさんは冗談をつくる。
トロルですね。