The "F" Word

[Sarris]

THERE ARE ONLY TWELVE OCCASIONS IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD WHERE THE "F" WORD IS CONSIDERED ACCEPTABLE. THEY ARE AS FOLLOWS :

12) "What the f---- do you mean, we are sinking?"
-- Captain E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

11) "What the f---- was that?"
-- Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

10) "Where did all those f----ing Indians come from?"
-- General George Custer, 1877

9) "Any f----ing idiot could understand that!"
-- Albert Einstein, 1938

8) "It does so f----ing look like her!"
--Pablo Picasso, 1926

7) "How the f---- did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

6) "You want what on the f----ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566

5) "Where the f---- are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

4) "Scattered showers my f----ing arse!"
--Noah, 4314 BC

3) "Aw, come on, who the f---- is going to find out?"
--Bill Clinton, 1999

2) "Geez, I didn't think they would get this f----ing mad!"
--Sadaam Hussein, 2003

1) "We are gonna whip Obama’s f----ing ass big time!"
--Hillary Clinton, 2008

[CANDY]

cute !! sarris,you obviously have waaay too much time on your hands.

[Sarris]

Actually Candy, I do. I'm an architect and the building biz is non-existent my area, so I'm riding more than I'm working. I also hit this site a few times a day for grins.

I'm having a great time, but there's not much money in goofin' off.

I just keep smiling and harassing the site members!

[jonathan180iq]

That's pretty F-----g funny

[CANDY]

I kind of know what you mean. i"m still on the disabled list,so I can't do my job and I can't ride for at least 3 more weeks.I think I found the end of the internet yesterday,because i keep going back to the same sites.Luckily I still get paid to sit here and surf.I think i found a good seat for my 250,if only I can get it out of my office and pass the gaurds.hang in there keep riding.