Married for 50 Years Priceless (Not Me By The Way!)

Fawlty · 05-07-2013, 12:52 PM

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said to her, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl."

"Now... We have an $800,000 home, a $65,000 car, a nice big bed and a large-screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of the bargain."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white tv. aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems!

Water Warrior 2 · 05-07-2013, 03:51 PM

Some things are better left unsaid.

blaine · 05-07-2013, 05:26 PM

Can't argue with logic!! Lol

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05-07-2013, 12:52 PM	#1
Fawlty Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Murcia, Spain Posts: 683	Married for 50 Years Priceless (Not Me By The Way!) After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said to her, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl." "Now... We have an $800,000 home, a $65,000 car, a nice big bed and a large-screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of the bargain." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white tv. aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems! __________________ "It begins here for me on this road. How the whole mess happened I don't know, but I know it couldn't happen again in a million years." (Johnny Strabbler-The Wild One 1953) Login or Register to Remove Ads
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05-07-2013, 03:51 PM	#2
Water Warrior 2 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Squamish B.C Canada Posts: 11,409	Re: Married for 50 Years Priceless (Not Me By The Way!) Some things are better left unsaid.
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05-07-2013, 05:26 PM	#3
blaine Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: P.E.I. Canada Posts: 3,784	Re: Married for 50 Years Priceless (Not Me By The Way!) Can't argue with logic!! Lol :tongue: __________________ If at first you do succeed, try not to look surprised. Login or Register to Remove Ads
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