Little Johnny strikes again.

blaine · 08-22-2011, 08:21 PM

The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my grampa's farm and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'

The teacher said,' That was good but I wanted to use the word fascinate, not fascinating.'

Sally raised her hand and said,' My family went to visit Ottawa during the CMC nationals and I was fascinated.'

The teacher said,' Well that was good Sally but I wanted you to use the word fascinate.'

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him for his offering.

Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only 'fasin eight'.

:rawk:

Water Warrior 2 · 08-23-2011, 01:17 AM

And to think I once wanted to be a teacher.

08-22-2011, 08:21 PM	#1
blaine Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: P.E.I. Canada Posts: 3,784	Little Johnny strikes again. The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my grampa's farm and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.' The teacher said,' That was good but I wanted to use the word fascinate, not fascinating.' Sally raised her hand and said,' My family went to visit Ottawa during the CMC nationals and I was fascinated.' The teacher said,' Well that was good Sally but I wanted you to use the word fascinate.' Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him for his offering. Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only 'fasin eight'. :rawk: __________________ If at first you do succeed, try not to look surprised. Login or Register to Remove Ads
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08-23-2011, 01:17 AM	#2
Water Warrior 2 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Squamish B.C Canada Posts: 11,409	Re: Little Johnny strikes again. And to think I once wanted to be a teacher.
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