The Old Sailor & the Working Girl.

blaine · 08-01-2011, 03:54 PM

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake.

He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'
The prostitute replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'
'Three knots?’ he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean?'
She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and your knot getting your money back.

:tongue:

Colton74442 · 08-01-2011, 07:31 PM

Hey!!! I'm not a sailor.

08-01-2011, 03:54 PM	#1
blaine Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: P.E.I. Canada Posts: 3,784	The Old Sailor & the Working Girl. An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?' The prostitute replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.' 'Three knots?’ he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean?' She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and your knot getting your money back. :tongue: __________________ If at first you do succeed, try not to look surprised. Login or Register to Remove Ads
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08-01-2011, 07:31 PM	#2
Colton74442 Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Indianola, Ok Posts: 15	Re: The Old Sailor & the Working Girl. Hey!!! I'm not a sailor.
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