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Old 07-04-2011, 09:36 AM   #1
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Old lady at the doctor's

An old lady went to the doctor....

"Doctor, can you help me? I can't stop breaking wind. All day long I'm breaking wind. Mind you, luckily they don't smell"

"Yes madam, I want you to put these drops up your nose, three times a day"

"Will they stop me breaking wind?"

"No madam, but if you think they don't smell, well get your nose sorted out first"
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Old 07-04-2011, 09:41 AM   #2
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Re: Old lady at the doctor's

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An old lady went to the doctor....

"Doctor, can you help me? I can't stop breaking wind. All day long I'm breaking wind. Mind you, luckily they don't smell"

"Yes madam, I want you to put these drops up your nose, three times a day"

"Will they stop me breaking wind?"

"No madam, but if you think they don't smell, well get your nose sorted out first"

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Old 07-04-2011, 10:57 PM   #3
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