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Old 06-04-2011, 08:59 AM   #1
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7 kinds of sex:

Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:


The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.

* This kind of sex happens when you first meet

someone and you both have sex until you are

blue in the face.


The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.

* This is when you have been with your partner

for a short time and you are so needy you will

have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.


The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.

* This is when you have been with your partner

for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and

you usually have sex only in your bedroom.


The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.

* This is when you have been with your partner

for too long. When you pass each other in the

Hallway you both say 'screw you.'


The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.

* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun

in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)


The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.

* This is when you cannot stand your wife any

more. She takes you to court and screws you

in front of everyone.


And last, but not least,

The 7th kind of sex is called: Canada Pension Sex.

* You get a little each month,

but not enough to enjoy yourself.


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Old 06-04-2011, 01:55 PM   #2
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Re: 7 kinds of sex:

Too funny and too true. :lol:
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