Biker Bob was having a cold one when........

blaine · 04-09-2011, 08:07 PM

Father Murphy walks into the pub and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

The man said, "I do, Father."

The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."

Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

"Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.

"Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to Bob and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

Bob said, "No, I don't Father."

The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"

Bob replied, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."

:lol:

Water Warrior 2 · 04-09-2011, 09:27 PM

I like Bob. :lol:

cayuse · 04-10-2011, 12:09 AM

LOL! Keep 'em comin', Blaine!

BillInGA · 04-10-2011, 07:20 AM

Yet another good one! My wife looks at me like I'm crazy when I open up the laptop and start laughing out loud, but it's worth it.

Keep 'em coming!

GZ250 · 04-12-2011, 02:44 PM

yeah, keep it up. when i read and laugh, eveyone looks at me in surprise.

burkbuilds · 04-12-2011, 10:07 PM

Yeah, me too. I guess I'm gonna have to stop reading these during church services. O_o

04-09-2011, 08:07 PM	#1
blaine Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: P.E.I. Canada Posts: 3,784	Biker Bob was having a cold one when........ Father Murphy walks into the pub and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do, Father." The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply. "Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest. Then Father Murphy walked up to Bob and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?" Bob said, "No, I don't Father." The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?" Bob replied, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now." :lol: __________________ If at first you do succeed, try not to look surprised. Login or Register to Remove Ads
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04-09-2011, 09:27 PM	#2
Water Warrior 2 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Squamish B.C Canada Posts: 11,409	Re: Biker Bob was having a cold one when........ I like Bob. :lol:
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04-10-2011, 12:09 AM	#3
cayuse Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Abbotsford, BC Posts: 444	Re: Biker Bob was having a cold one when........ LOL! Keep 'em comin', Blaine! __________________ Lovin' every minute of it. 2005 GZ250 (sold after 26000km) 2013 CB500XA Login or Register to Remove Ads
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04-10-2011, 07:20 AM	#4
BillInGA Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Kennesaw, GA Posts: 296	Re: Biker Bob was having a cold one when........ Yet another good one! My wife looks at me like I'm crazy when I open up the laptop and start laughing out loud, but it's worth it. Keep 'em coming! __________________ ATGATT - All The Gear, All The Time
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04-12-2011, 02:44 PM	#5
GZ250 Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 334	Re: Biker Bob was having a cold one when........ yeah, keep it up. when i read and laugh, eveyone looks at me in surprise. __________________ “God creates out of nothing. Wonderful you say. Yes, to be sure, but he does what is still more wonderful: he makes saints out of sinners.” “People understand me so poorly that they don't even understand my complaint about them not understanding me.” --- Søren Kierkegaard --- Login or Register to Remove Ads
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04-12-2011, 10:07 PM	#6
burkbuilds Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Shannon, Georgia Posts: 1,268	Re: Biker Bob was having a cold one when........ Yeah, me too. I guess I'm gonna have to stop reading these during church services. O_o
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