Short Sermon

Fawlty · 11-19-2013, 01:10 PM

A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said, 'Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!'
The preacher said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.'
The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!'
The preacher said, 'No shit?'

Water Warrior 2 · 11-19-2013, 09:31 PM

Good one.

bpdchief · 11-20-2013, 09:27 PM

Praise Yahweh (or whatever)

11-19-2013, 01:10 PM	#1
Fawlty Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Murcia, Spain Posts: 683	Short Sermon A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said, 'Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!' The preacher said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.' The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!' The preacher said, 'No shit?' __________________ "It begins here for me on this road. How the whole mess happened I don't know, but I know it couldn't happen again in a million years." (Johnny Strabbler-The Wild One 1953) Login or Register to Remove Ads
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11-19-2013, 09:31 PM	#2
Water Warrior 2 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Squamish B.C Canada Posts: 11,409	Re: Short Sermon Good one.
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11-20-2013, 09:27 PM	#3
bpdchief Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Ozark, MO Posts: 848	Re: Short Sermon Praise Yahweh (or whatever) __________________ I'm never lost - I'm exploring alternative destinations ! Login or Register to Remove Ads
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