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Old 09-25-2013, 04:07 PM   #1
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What really happened at the White House

Some years ago President Clinton was hosting a state dinner when, at the

last minute, his regular cook fell ill, and they had to get a replacement

on short notice.

The fellow arrived and turned out to be a very grubby-looking man named

Jon. The President voiced his concerns to his Chief of Staff but was told

that this was the best they could do on such short notice. Just before the

meal, the President noticed the cook sticking his finger in the soup to

taste it and again complained to the Chief Of Staff, but he was told that

this man was supposed to be a very good chef.

The meal went okay, but the President was sure that the soup tasted a bit

funny.

By the time dessert came, he was starting to have stomach cramps and

nausea.

It was getting worse and worse until finally the President had to excuse

himself from the dinner to look for the bathroom.

Passing through the kitchen, he caught sight of the cook, Jon, scratching

his bum, which made him feel even worse.

By now, the President was desperately ill with violent cramps and was so

disorientated that he couldn't remember which door led to the bathroom.

He tried every door in the hallway and was on the verge of passing out from

the pain when he finally found a door that opened.

As he unzipped his trousers and ran in, he realized to his horror that he

had stumbled into Monica Lewinsky's office with his trousers around his

knees.

The President fell to the floor in pain and as he was just about to pass

out, Monica bent over him to listen for a heartbeat and heard the President

whisper in a barely audible voice,

"Sack my cook."

And truly that is how the whole misunderstanding occurred.
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Old 09-25-2013, 08:49 PM   #2
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Re: What really happened at the White House

That's hilarious!!!
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Old 09-26-2013, 03:51 AM   #3
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Re: What really happened at the White House

I'll bet Monica wishes she had been upfront with her hearing problems before that day.



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Old 09-26-2013, 12:51 PM   #4
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Old 09-29-2013, 02:29 PM   #5
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Re: What really happened at the White House

LMFAO!!!! That's is one of the most hilarious things I've heard in a very long time.



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