NEW AGE Confucius

mrlmd1 · 06-15-2011, 04:22 PM

This is definitely a NEW AGE Confucius!

Confucius says.....

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets
exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Finally CONFUCIUS SAY. . .

"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"

blaine · 06-15-2011, 04:27 PM

EPIC!!!

06-15-2011, 04:22 PM	#1
mrlmd1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Crawfordville, Florida Posts: 2,853	NEW AGE Confucius This is definitely a NEW AGE Confucius! Confucius says..... Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion. Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted. Man who eats many prunes get good run for money. War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drives like hell is bound to get there. Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. Finally CONFUCIUS SAY. . . "A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!" Login or Register to Remove Ads
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06-15-2011, 04:27 PM	#2
blaine Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: P.E.I. Canada Posts: 3,784	Re: NEW AGE Confucius EPIC!!! __________________ If at first you do succeed, try not to look surprised.
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