04-27-2011, 12:14 AM
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Five Surgeons....
Surgery, Five surgeons are talking.
The first, an Ontario surgeon, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second, a Quebec surgeon, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside of them is colour coded." The third, a B.C. surgeon, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best. Everything inside of them is in alphabetical order." The fourth, an Alberta surgeon, chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over." The fifth, a Newfoundland surgeon, shut them all up when he observed, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable." :lol: :tongue:
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04-27-2011, 12:48 AM
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Re: Five Surgeons....
Just in time for the elections.
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04-27-2011, 01:07 AM
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Re: Five Surgeons....
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04-27-2011, 05:30 AM
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Re: Five Surgeons....
C'mon. They got balls. Huge ones.
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04-27-2011, 04:54 PM
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