08-08-2006, 01:15 AM
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Fido
Couldn't let the humor section go to waste.
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09-10-2006, 05:00 AM
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Q: What do you do with a no legged dog?
A. Take him for a drag :2tup: |
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04-18-2007, 11:01 AM
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07-15-2008, 10:22 PM
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Another Bad Joke
Q. What do you call a one legged woman?
A. Eileen (I Lean) 
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07-15-2008, 10:23 PM
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Last Bad Joke
Q. What do you call a no legged man in your pool?
A. Bob
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07-16-2008, 01:14 PM
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Ok
What do you call a no legged man at your front door?
Matt.... Cheesy I know! O_o
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08-11-2008, 04:39 PM
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What do you call a no legged man hanging on the wall?
art What do you call a no legged man sitting in leaves? russel What do you call a no legged man in a hole? phil What do you call 2 no legged men hanging on a window? curt and rod thought i would kept the cheese coming :lol: |
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08-11-2008, 04:47 PM
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So this string walks into a bar asks the bartender for a matini. The bartender says "we don't serve your kind here, string."
This made the string absolutely furious. He started pacing around outside, getting himself all worked up and in tangles. Then, he marched right back inside and said, "Hey, bartender, give me a drink!" The bartender turned to him a said, "aren't you the same string that just came in and asked for a martini?" The string looked him sqare in the eye and in a gruff, indimidating voice said... "frayed knot" |
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