Racism?

Fawlty · 03-20-2013, 08:12 AM

RACISM?

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"

The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"

The assistant replied, "Because you're in The Home Depot."

alantf · 03-20-2013, 12:15 PM

So then he went into the jeweller's....

Oid Loik a potato clock.

You'd like a what?

A potato clock sorr.

Hey up Paddy. Are you taking the piss?

No sorr. Oi want a potato clock.

Ok Paddy. What's a potato clock?

Oi don't know sorr, but d'ya see, oim starting a new job on Monday. Oi've ta be there for nine, so the foremans says that oi'l hafta get a potato clock.

(try reading it out loud)

**jonathan180iq** · 03-20-2013, 05:04 PM

I couldnt help but say it aloud as I read. That's well done.

Water Warrior 2 · 03-20-2013, 11:56 PM

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03-20-2013, 08:12 AM	#1
Fawlty Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Murcia, Spain Posts: 683	Racism? RACISM? Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days. A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?" The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?" The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't." The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?" The assistant replied, "Because you're in The Home Depot." __________________ "It begins here for me on this road. How the whole mess happened I don't know, but I know it couldn't happen again in a million years." (Johnny Strabbler-The Wild One 1953) Login or Register to Remove Ads
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03-20-2013, 12:15 PM	#2
alantf Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Tenerife (Spain) Posts: 3,719	Re: Racism? So then he went into the jeweller's.... Oid Loik a potato clock. You'd like a what? A potato clock sorr. Hey up Paddy. Are you taking the piss? No sorr. Oi want a potato clock. Ok Paddy. What's a potato clock? Oi don't know sorr, but d'ya see, oim starting a new job on Monday. Oi've ta be there for nine, so the foremans says that oi'l hafta get a potato clock. (try reading it out loud) __________________ By birth an Englishman, by the grace of God a Yorkshireman.
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03-20-2013, 05:04 PM	#3
jonathan180iq Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Dalton, GA Posts: 3,996	Re: Racism? I couldnt help but say it aloud as I read. That's well done. Login or Register to Remove Ads
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03-20-2013, 11:56 PM	#4
Water Warrior 2 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Squamish B.C Canada Posts: 11,409	Re: Racism? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Really a cute one.
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