Chinese Clients

[Sarris]

I've had some Chinese clients lately and I found this useful to help deal with them. I always thought Chinese was more difficult.
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud.) Try it out and let me know what you think.
And try not to laugh as you do!

1) That's not right ..................... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man ............................ Dum Fuk

5) Small Horse ........................... Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach? ............. Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table ............ Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift ......... Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here ................... Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet ......... Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone ................. No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week .. Wai Yu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight ................... Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile .......... Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive ............ Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great ................................ Fa Kin Su Pah

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[CANDY]

those were great, waaaay too much time on your hands.