Friendship, The Other "F" word

[Sarris]

Friendship

Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship:

1. When you are sad -- A friend will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- A friend will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- A friend will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- A friend will rag on you about it every chance they get.

5. When you are worried -- A friend will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- A friend will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- A freind will tell you to stay the hell away until you are well again and that they don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- A friend will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. When you have a nice green chive on your front tooth a friend will let you walk around with it for a couple of hours before telling you about it.

This is the friend's oath..... pledge it to the end.

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

And remember.......a good friend will help you move.....a REALLY good friend will help you move a body....... so let them know if you ever need a shovel.

So…..Copy and send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.

Peace