Very High Idle

[Water Warrior 2]

Originally Posted by jonathan180iq

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Without the spoon, the idle will never go down.

Tasty bit of info that! Does that apply to raising the idle too??

[jonathan180iq]

Of course!

See, peanut butter has a lot of calories and if you increase your calorie consumption then your idle will go up. And you can't consume the PB without a spoon.

Now, some of you will argue that one could use a fork to eat the PB, or the lesser dignified among you would say that one could simply eat the PB with their fingers. But this is false. Using a fork requires multiple smaller bites, which actually burns more calories. And using your fingers leaves this slimy/sticky film and doesn't allow for complete insertion of the PB into the mouth. Less PB in the mouth means less calories, means an idle that won't raise up high enough.

The only way to correctly set your idle is to turn your PB lid to the left and eat it with a spoon.


EAT IT!

[Water Warrior 2]

Thank you Jonathan. A perfect logical reason for the existence of PB and should be declared a separate food group of it's own.

[alantf]

Am I the only person in the world who finds peanut butter the most revolting substance known to man?

[Fawlty]

Originally Posted by alantf

Am I the only person in the world who finds peanut butter the most revolting substance known to man?

It's quite tasty caramelised and coated on deep fried spam.

[Water Warrior 2]

Originally Posted by Fawlty

It's quite tasty caramelised and coated on deep fried spam.

I tried to imagine that and had a very sharp pain in my head. Where are my meds??

[OldNTired]

Originally Posted by alantf

Am I the only person in the world who finds peanut butter the most revolting substance known to man?

Well, at least the only one that I have ever heard about!

[5th_bike]

PB - OK
PB&J - bleh
PB & Almond chocolate paste or Nutella etc - YUM !!!

[jonathan180iq]