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#22 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Crawfordville, Florida
Posts: 2,853
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Re: Life's Rules
Some people spend so much time being clever, they have no time to be wise.
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#24 |
Junior Member
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Indianola, Ok
Posts: 15
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Re: Life's Rules
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
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#26 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Squamish B.C Canada
Posts: 11,409
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Re: Life's Rules
Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
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#27 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Squamish B.C Canada
Posts: 11,409
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Re: Life's Rules
That Claudia Schiffer must be a genius because I told my friend my plan to attain world peace, and he told me I have Schiffer Brains.
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#28 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Squamish B.C Canada
Posts: 11,409
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Re: Life's Rules
No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
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#29 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Squamish B.C Canada
Posts: 11,409
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Re: Life's Rules
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you are in bed with a relative.
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#30 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Squamish B.C Canada
Posts: 11,409
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Re: Life's Rules
Why is it that nudists are people you don't want to see naked ???
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