Life's Rules - Page 3

KrazeeMyke · 07-29-2011, 12:36 PM

" Sometimes the path you're on is not as important as the direction your heading "

mrlmd1 · 07-29-2011, 02:24 PM

Some people spend so much time being clever, they have no time to be wise.

Beware - your knight in shiny armor may really be an a$$hole in tinfoil.

Water Warrior 2 · 07-29-2011, 06:30 PM

I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected

Colton74442 · 07-30-2011, 05:00 PM

Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Water Warrior 2 · 07-30-2011, 06:09 PM

The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade in value.

Water Warrior 2 · 07-31-2011, 04:49 PM

Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

Water Warrior 2 · 08-01-2011, 05:23 PM

That Claudia Schiffer must be a genius because I told my friend my plan to attain world peace, and he told me I have Schiffer Brains.

Water Warrior 2 · 08-03-2011, 12:11 AM

No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning.

Water Warrior 2 · 08-03-2011, 10:20 PM

Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you are in bed with a relative.

Water Warrior 2 · 08-04-2011, 04:25 PM

Why is it that nudists are people you don't want to see naked ???

07-29-2011, 12:36 PM	#21
KrazeeMyke Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Boulder City, NV Posts: 48	Re: Life's Rules " Sometimes the path you're on is not as important as the direction your heading " Login or Register to Remove Ads
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07-29-2011, 02:24 PM	#22
mrlmd1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Crawfordville, Florida Posts: 2,853	Re: Life's Rules Some people spend so much time being clever, they have no time to be wise. Beware - your knight in shiny armor may really be an a$$hole in tinfoil.
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07-29-2011, 06:30 PM	#23
Water Warrior 2 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Squamish B.C Canada Posts: 11,409	Re: Life's Rules I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected Login or Register to Remove Ads
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07-30-2011, 05:00 PM	#24
Colton74442 Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Indianola, Ok Posts: 15	Re: Life's Rules Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
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07-30-2011, 06:09 PM	#25
Water Warrior 2 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Squamish B.C Canada Posts: 11,409	Re: Life's Rules The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade in value. Login or Register to Remove Ads
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07-31-2011, 04:49 PM	#26
Water Warrior 2 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Squamish B.C Canada Posts: 11,409	Re: Life's Rules Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
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08-01-2011, 05:23 PM	#27
Water Warrior 2 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Squamish B.C Canada Posts: 11,409	Re: Life's Rules That Claudia Schiffer must be a genius because I told my friend my plan to attain world peace, and he told me I have Schiffer Brains.
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08-03-2011, 12:11 AM	#28
Water Warrior 2 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Squamish B.C Canada Posts: 11,409	Re: Life's Rules No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
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08-03-2011, 10:20 PM	#29
Water Warrior 2 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Squamish B.C Canada Posts: 11,409	Re: Life's Rules Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you are in bed with a relative.
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08-04-2011, 04:25 PM	#30
Water Warrior 2 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Squamish B.C Canada Posts: 11,409	Re: Life's Rules Why is it that nudists are people you don't want to see naked ???
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