Life's Rules - Page 2

Water Warrior 2 · 07-23-2011, 03:53 PM

I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up real fast.

grego · 07-23-2011, 07:16 PM

there's an old saying "life's a bitch and then you marry one". and divorces are expense but there worth it !

Water Warrior 2 · 07-24-2011, 05:19 AM

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Originally Posted by grego

there's an old saying "life's a bitch and then you marry one". and divorces are expense but there worth it !

Ahh, you have met my first wife no doubt.

Water Warrior 2 · 07-26-2011, 05:54 AM

Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

Water Warrior 2 · 07-27-2011, 09:50 PM

I got a sweater for Xmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.

Water Warrior 2 · 07-29-2011, 02:31 AM

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the Terminal ??

alantf · 07-29-2011, 08:31 AM

"Excuse me, but do your aircraft crash very often?"

"No, just the once"

blaine · 07-29-2011, 09:19 AM

If black boxes survive air crashes -- why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
It's better to be down here wishing you were up there, than to be up there wishing you were down here.
:tongue: :cool:

mrlmd1 · 07-29-2011, 11:49 AM

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving.
You need one to go skydiving twice.

mrlmd1 · 07-29-2011, 11:54 AM

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07-23-2011, 03:53 PM	#11
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07-23-2011, 07:16 PM	#12
grego Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: anaheim california Posts: 96	Re: Life's Rules there's an old saying "life's a bitch and then you marry one". and divorces are expense but there worth it !
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07-26-2011, 05:54 AM	#14
Water Warrior 2 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Squamish B.C Canada Posts: 11,409	Re: Life's Rules Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
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07-27-2011, 09:50 PM	#15
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07-29-2011, 02:31 AM	#16
Water Warrior 2 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Squamish B.C Canada Posts: 11,409	Re: Life's Rules If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the Terminal ??
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07-29-2011, 08:31 AM	#17
alantf Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Tenerife (Spain) Posts: 3,719	Re: Life's Rules "Excuse me, but do your aircraft crash very often?" "No, just the once" __________________ By birth an Englishman, by the grace of God a Yorkshireman.
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07-29-2011, 09:19 AM	#18
blaine Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: P.E.I. Canada Posts: 3,784	Re: Life's Rules If black boxes survive air crashes -- why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? It's better to be down here wishing you were up there, than to be up there wishing you were down here. :tongue: :cool: __________________ If at first you do succeed, try not to look surprised.
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07-29-2011, 11:49 AM	#19
mrlmd1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Crawfordville, Florida Posts: 2,853	Re: Life's Rules You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need one to go skydiving twice.
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07-29-2011, 11:54 AM	#20
mrlmd1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Crawfordville, Florida Posts: 2,853	Re: Life's Rules No trees were destroyed in the creation and delivery of this message. However a large number of electrons were significantly inconvenienced.
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