Need to vent.

[mobleydrew]

Stupid Twatwaffles
I think I am going to make a point at using that phrase every day.
I think everyone that has owned a motorcycle at some point in their life can relate. I think it should be legal to throw rolls of pennies at cars that piss you off too.

[mole2]

Originally Posted by blaine

I make a habit of never park in lots near cars.I always look for a open area where there are no cars.

I have a story about that. In 1992 I bought my wife a new Nissan Sentra. I'm bringing it home to her and decided to stop at the local food store and pick up a can of 3M to protect the seats even though I paid the dealer to do that. I park in the very back of the parking lot with no cars for quite a ways. I'm returning to the car and this old bomb pulls in next to my brand new Sentra and it's only inches off the side of the car. This fat lady slams the door into the side of the car and squeezes herself out. As I approach I'm screaming at the top of my lungs all the curses I could muster and she just rolls away ignoring me. I go to the open side of her car and start kicking in the door while watching her. I then got home and stood there staring at the creased dent in the passenger side door. What a twatwaffle.

[Water Warrior 2]

That reminds me of the half drunk babe who flipped open her door and banged the brand new luggage I had just put on the Vstrom I had. At least she didn't just run over the bike and really annoy me.