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Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Murcia, Spain
Posts: 683
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Little Old Lady in Court
Defence Attorney:
Will you please state your age? Old Lady: I am 94 years old. Defence Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, When a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defence Attorney: Did you know him? Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. Defence Attorney: What happened after he sat down? Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. Defence Attorney: Did you stop him? Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him. Defence Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago. Defence Attorney: What happened next? Old Lady: He began to rub all over my body. Defence Attorney: Did you stop him then? Old Lady: No, I did not stop him. Defence Attorney: Why not? Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years! Defence Attorney: What happened next? Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so spicy' that I just laid down and told him 'Take me, young man. Take me now!' Defence Attorney: Did he take you? Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!' And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Squamish B.C Canada
Posts: 11,409
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Re: Little Old Lady in Court
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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