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Old 03-20-2013, 08:12 AM   #1
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Racism?

RACISM?

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"

The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"

The assistant replied, "Because you're in The Home Depot."
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Old 03-20-2013, 12:15 PM   #2
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Re: Racism?

So then he went into the jeweller's....

Oid Loik a potato clock.

You'd like a what?

A potato clock sorr.

Hey up Paddy. Are you taking the piss?

No sorr. Oi want a potato clock.

Ok Paddy. What's a potato clock?

Oi don't know sorr, but d'ya see, oim starting a new job on Monday. Oi've ta be there for nine, so the foremans says that oi'l hafta get a potato clock.

(try reading it out loud)
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Old 03-20-2013, 05:04 PM   #3
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Re: Racism?

I couldnt help but say it aloud as I read. That's well done.



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Old 03-20-2013, 11:56 PM   #4
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Re: Racism?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Really a cute one.
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