01-02-2013, 02:05 PM | #1 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Crawfordville, Florida
Posts: 2,853
|
For you guys north of the border
for all us north of the border
Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canadians; during a recent appearance at Ceasers in Windsor : If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, You may live in Canada . If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, You may live in Canada .. If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You may live in Canada . If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation With someone who dialed a wrong number, You may live in Canada . If 'Vacation' means going anywhere South of Detroit for the weekend, You may live in Canada . If you measure distance in hours, You may live in Canada . If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, You may live in Canada . If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, You may live in Canada . If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, You may live in Canada . If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, You may live in Canada . If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, You may live in Canada . If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, You may live in Canada . If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km -- you're going 95 and everybody is passing you, You may live in Canada . If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, You may live in Canada . If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, You may live in Canada . If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, You may live in Canada . If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Canada . If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your friends, you definitely are Canadian and proud to be. Login or Register to Remove Ads |
|
01-02-2013, 04:53 PM | #2 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Squamish B.C Canada
Posts: 11,409
|
Re: For you guys north of the border
Too funny and too true. :2tup:
|
|
01-04-2013, 10:06 AM | #4 |
Super Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Dalton, GA
Posts: 3,996
|
Re: For you guys north of the border
If you count the number of days until something happens in "sleeps", you may live in Canada.
|
|
01-04-2013, 02:55 PM | #5 | |
Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Squamish B.C Canada
Posts: 11,409
|
Re: For you guys north of the border
Quote:
Login or Register to Remove Ads |
|
|
|
|