Why We Love Children.

blaine · 04-01-2011, 03:37 PM

A Kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
"How do you know tat the cat was dead?" she asked him.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
"You did WHAT?!!" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'pssst!' and it didn't move."
:tongue: :roll:

Water Warrior 2 · 04-01-2011, 04:20 PM

Did ya hear about the snake that was so poor it didn't have a pit to hiss in ?

blaine · 04-01-2011, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Water Warrior

Did ya hear about the snake that was so poor it didn't have a pit to hiss in ?

That's a pretty poor snake. :poke2: :crackup

04-01-2011, 03:37 PM	#1
blaine Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: P.E.I. Canada Posts: 3,784	Why We Love Children. A Kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know tat the cat was dead?" she asked him. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?!!" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'pssst!' and it didn't move." :tongue: :roll: __________________ If at first you do succeed, try not to look surprised. Login or Register to Remove Ads
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04-01-2011, 04:20 PM	#2
Water Warrior 2 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Squamish B.C Canada Posts: 11,409	Re: Why We Love Children. Did ya hear about the snake that was so poor it didn't have a pit to hiss in ?
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