Biker Bob and Bubba.

[blaine]

Biker Bob and Bubba
met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.

One day Biker Bob didn't show up. Bubba didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.. But after Biker Bob hadn't shown up for a week or so, Bubba really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Bubba didn't know where Biker Bob lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.

A month had passed, and Bubba figured he had seen the last of Biker Bob, but one day, Bubba approached the park and-- lo and behold!--there sat Biker Bob! Bubba was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, 'For crying out loud Biker Bob, what in the world happened to you?'

Biker Bob replied, 'Been in jail.'

'Jail!' cried Bubba. What in the world for?'

'Well,' Biker Bob said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?'

'Yeah,' said Bubba, 'I remember her. What about her?

Biker Bob said, 'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled 'guilty'.

'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury.

:cool: :biggrin:

[Water Warrior 2]

Yup, it was a blonde waitress.