The Harley-Dividson Facts

[mrlmd1]

The Harley-Davidson Facts



The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson , died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out with God.'

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson

motorcycle? '

Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'

God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?'

Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?'


God said, 'Ah, yes.'

'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention !

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension




2. It chatters constantly at high speeds



3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much




4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust

5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!





'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.'

God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.

The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours'.

[Water Warrior 2]

Both can be recalled by their maker and H-D is getting more reliable too. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[alanmcorcoran]

Be willing to bet most men ride the Harley a lot longer.

[Easy Rider]

Originally Posted by alanmcorcoran

Be willing to bet most men ride the Harley a lot longer.

Crap. You just HAD to bring that up, didn't you? :skull:

I forgot, are you married, Alan ?? :neener:

[alanmcorcoran]

Twen..tee.... Si-i-i-i-x....... YEARS. :yawn:

[mrlmd1]

To the same woman, or is that total years for all of them?
If the former, congratulations (I think). :cool: :drool:

[mr. softie]

My wife has been many women in the 30 years I've been married! :twisted: :lol: O_o :shocked: :cool: :tongue: :whistle: O_o :skull: :cuss: :curse: :retard: :sad: :bow: :curse: :pissed:

[alanmcorcoran]

Originally Posted by mrlmd1

If the former, congratulations (I think).

Just imagine riding the same bike for 26 years. Don't think anybody be celebrating that.

[5th_bike]

Originally Posted by mr. softie

My wife has been many women in the 30 years I've been married!

Reminds me, from somewhere: "A woman marries a man and she thinks that he will change, but he doesn't; a man marries a woman thinking that she will not change, but she does."

It' been almost 20 years for me - This-Time-DO-NOT-FORGET...