Chunks

bpdchief · 09-13-2013, 01:03 AM

Man goes into a bar and orders a ginger ale.

Bartender brings it and says " What's up Tommy? You're usually a jack and coke.
Tommy says " I got pretty wasted last night".
" Yes, I know you really tied one on."
Tommy: " I drank so much I blew chunks when I got home."
"Hey, everybody blows chunks from time to time"
Tommy " No, you don't understand... Chunks is my dog"!

Water Warrior 2 · 09-13-2013, 01:40 AM

Tommy actually admitted that!! Yipes..

Goose51683 · 09-13-2013, 09:40 AM

I think we all saw where that one was going but yet we kept on reading....haha

bpdchief · 09-14-2013, 07:08 PM

Sorry... I thought it was funny. Even when you know the story is going south fast - the urge to keep going is just too strong
:whistle:

Water Warrior 2 · 09-14-2013, 10:37 PM

:lol: I thought it was funny and a bit twisted. Keep em comin.

09-13-2013, 01:03 AM	#1
bpdchief Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Ozark, MO Posts: 848	Chunks Man goes into a bar and orders a ginger ale. Bartender brings it and says " What's up Tommy? You're usually a jack and coke. Tommy says " I got pretty wasted last night". " Yes, I know you really tied one on." Tommy: " I drank so much I blew chunks when I got home." "Hey, everybody blows chunks from time to time" Tommy " No, you don't understand... Chunks is my dog"! __________________ I'm never lost - I'm exploring alternative destinations ! Login or Register to Remove Ads
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09-13-2013, 01:40 AM	#2
Water Warrior 2 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Squamish B.C Canada Posts: 11,409	Re: Chunks Tommy actually admitted that!! Yipes..
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09-13-2013, 09:40 AM	#3
Goose51683 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Indiana Posts: 621	Re: Chunks I think we all saw where that one was going but yet we kept on reading....haha Login or Register to Remove Ads
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09-14-2013, 07:08 PM	#4
bpdchief Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Ozark, MO Posts: 848	Re: Chunks Sorry... I thought it was funny. Even when you know the story is going south fast - the urge to keep going is just too strong :whistle: __________________ I'm never lost - I'm exploring alternative destinations !
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09-14-2013, 10:37 PM	#5
Water Warrior 2 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Squamish B.C Canada Posts: 11,409	Re: Chunks :lol: I thought it was funny and a bit twisted. Keep em comin. Login or Register to Remove Ads
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