Seniors at Tim Horton's

blaine · 12-13-2011, 05:38 PM

A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments.
"My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.
"Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad; I can't even see my coffee."
"I couldn't even mark an "X" at election time, my hands are so crippled," volunteered a third.
"What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you!"
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a fourth, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.

"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!" exclaimed another.
"I forget where I am, and where I'm going," said another.
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.
The others nodded in agreement.
"Well, count your Blessings," said a woman cheerfully - - "thank Goodness we can all still drive."

:cool:

Water Warrior 2 · 12-13-2011, 06:39 PM

The punch line is scary but true. A person can be legally blind and still legally drive. My 2nd wife was a civilian employee with the Edmonton Police Service. Some of the weird stuff she processed was more than frightening.

Jvacustoms · 12-14-2011, 09:23 AM

The title makes me Miss Timmy's That was my hangout when I lived in Penatanguishene, Ontario Way better than Dunkin Donuts or Krispy Kreme IMHO

blaine · 12-14-2011, 09:36 AM

I'm a Robins fan myself. :biggrin:

Jvacustoms · 12-14-2011, 09:42 AM

never been to a Robins, but I will next time i go up there.

12-13-2011, 05:38 PM	#1
blaine Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: P.E.I. Canada Posts: 3,784	Seniors at Tim Horton's A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments. "My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one. "Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad; I can't even see my coffee." "I couldn't even mark an "X" at election time, my hands are so crippled," volunteered a third. "What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you!" "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a fourth, to which several nodded weakly in agreement. "My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!" exclaimed another. "I forget where I am, and where I'm going," said another. "I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head. The others nodded in agreement. "Well, count your Blessings," said a woman cheerfully - - "thank Goodness we can all still drive." :cool: __________________ If at first you do succeed, try not to look surprised. Login or Register to Remove Ads
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12-13-2011, 06:39 PM	#2
Water Warrior 2 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Squamish B.C Canada Posts: 11,409	Re: Seniors at Tim Horton's The punch line is scary but true. A person can be legally blind and still legally drive. My 2nd wife was a civilian employee with the Edmonton Police Service. Some of the weird stuff she processed was more than frightening.
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12-14-2011, 09:23 AM	#3
Jvacustoms Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Eatonton, GA Posts: 237	Re: Seniors at Tim Horton's The title makes me Miss Timmy's That was my hangout when I lived in Penatanguishene, Ontario Way better than Dunkin Donuts or Krispy Kreme IMHO Login or Register to Remove Ads
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12-14-2011, 09:36 AM	#4
blaine Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: P.E.I. Canada Posts: 3,784	Re: Seniors at Tim Horton's I'm a Robins fan myself. :biggrin: __________________ If at first you do succeed, try not to look surprised.
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12-14-2011, 09:42 AM	#5
Jvacustoms Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Eatonton, GA Posts: 237	Re: Seniors at Tim Horton's never been to a Robins, but I will next time i go up there. Login or Register to Remove Ads
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