Want to see what happens to someone that pisses me off?

[Dupo]

I put a craigslist ad up to sell a wireless router. Harmless you would think right? Wrong. I got the usual retard who wants it for a small fraction of its asking price. Except this guy wouldn't let up after i shot him down. Below is what transpired:

His initial email to me:

from	user phallentz@gmail.com via craigslist.org 
to	sale-fd6ms-2513845041@craigslist.org
date	Tue, Jul 26, 2011 at 11:18 AM
subject	Cisco Valet Wireless N Router - brand new - $75 (Allentown)
mailed-by	craigslist.org

25 buks for the modem

My response:

from	John dupo24@gmail.com
to	user <phallentz@gmail.com>
date	Tue, Jul 26, 2011 at 3:47 PM
subject	Re: Cisco Valet Wireless N Router - brand new - $75 (Allentown)
mailed-by	gmail.com

Nice try.

His response:

from	user phallentz@gmail.com
to	John <dupo24@gmail.com>
date	Tue, Jul 26, 2011 at 4:28 PM
subject	Re: Cisco Valet Wireless N Router - brand new - $75 (Allentown)
mailed-by	gmail.com

dude u on craiglist. this is not gold

My response:

from	John dupo24@gmail.com
to	user <phallentz@gmail.com>
date	Tue, Jul 26, 2011 at 4:50 PM
subject	Re: Cisco Valet Wireless N Router - brand new - $75 (Allentown)
mailed-by	gmail.com

Its not fucking dam near free either .... Being on craigslist does not mean you have to sell shit cheap to cheap asses. 

Brand new in the box, never used .... does not mean i have to sell it at over 1/3 of its value. Go troll somewhere else.

His response:

from	user phallentz@gmail.com
to	John <dupo24@gmail.com>
date	Tue, Jul 26, 2011 at 8:37 PM
subject	Re: Cisco Valet Wireless N Router - brand new - $75 (Allentown)
mailed-by	gmail.com

i bet u didnt pay for it

Well now i was pissed off to say the least. This guy has been wasting my time all day today. So, i figured i was going to find this retard. phallentz sounded like an oddball username so i figured it might show up on a google search. Two immediate hits. First one was http://lowermacungie.patch.com/articles ... busy-place, he shows up in a local police report:

* Theft by deception was committed by an unknown person recently when Phallentz Michel of Macungie met the unknown buyer who had agreed to purchase an X-Box Kinect gaming system from Michel on Craigslist.com. The buyer agreed to meet Michel in the Wal-mart parking lot, then paid with counterfeit twenty-dollar bills and fled, police said.

Second hit was from http://mashable.com/follow/people/4de7d ... edc000209/ his profile on Mashup. Awesome. I now have a first and last name. Another quick google search instantly turned up his Facebook profile, which, was conveniently not set to private (haha). His facebook was unlocked and out in the open. http://www.facebook.com/phallentz.michel?sk=wall Very easily, i scroll down the page to find pictures at a local amusement park of him and his two kids.

Now, i want you people to know that i very well could have easily paid $3 to intellius people search and got this guys name, address and phone number. I then could have paid about $30 to another service and got a full background check done on him as well. I did not do this, but this guy has no idea that his retarded first name, used in his email address, could potentially have someone show up at his door knowing everything on his background, what his kids look like ... etc. So i figured i would send him off one last email....

My final response:

from John dupo24@gmail.com
to user <phallentz@gmail.com>
date Tue, Jul 26, 2011 at 11:42 PM
subject Re: Cisco Valet Wireless N Router - brand new - $75 (Allentown)
mailed-by gmail.com

Is that ALL you could come up with, that i didnt pay for it? Its mine to sell at whatever price i see fit. If you can't afford it, then don't fucking buy it.

Funny, you want to buy my "modem" ... its a router moron.

Oh and ... Too bad about getting ripped off with counterfeit $20's ... you should really watch who you deal with on Craigslist. And those pictures of you at Dorney park last month .... you look like a douche. And what the fuck is up with your facebook? All you do is post deals on shit ... trying to get everything cheap lol .... just as i said before ... a cheap ass.

When choosing your email address, and you have a stupid first name, you shouldnt use it as your email. It makes you WAY too easy to find you on the internet, dumbass. Anyone with half a brain could find you the same way i did, get your name, pay $3 to a people searcher and get your address, phone number, next of kin...and for $25, get a background check done on you. Tsk Tsk ... learn to be more careful before acting like a jerkoff in emails. Never know who you might piss off.

I have had enough fun tonight at your expense. I am going to now set gmail to block your emails so that i do not have to deal with your stupid ass again.

Good day to you sir.

:2tup:

[Water Warrior 2]

I'll bet he locks his doors at night now. Well done.

[blaine]

That's awesome!!! :tongue:

[Rookie Rider]

Holy crap, good job Dupo !!!

[burkbuilds]

:2tup: Way to go Dupo!