The Pastor's New Teeth.

blaine · 05-13-2011, 08:17 PM

The minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made.

The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes.

The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes.

But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.

When asked about this by some of his congregation, he responded:

"The first Sunday, my gums were so sore, it hurt to talk."

"The second Sunday, my new dentures were hurting me a lot."

"The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures... and I couldn't shut up."

:tongue: :cool:

05-13-2011, 08:17 PM	#1
blaine Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: P.E.I. Canada Posts: 3,784	The Pastor's New Teeth. The minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made. The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes. When asked about this by some of his congregation, he responded: "The first Sunday, my gums were so sore, it hurt to talk." "The second Sunday, my new dentures were hurting me a lot." "The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures... and I couldn't shut up." :tongue: :cool: __________________ If at first you do succeed, try not to look surprised. Login or Register to Remove Ads
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