Political Humour.

blaine · 04-20-2011, 02:53 PM

A great letter from a Gutsy Cape Bretoner.

Dear Revenue Canada Enclosed and/or attached, you will find my 2010 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.

Please note the attached article from the Toronto Globe and Mail; dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Canadian Department of National Defense is paying $171.50 per hammer and Fisheries and Oceans Canada has paid $600.00 per toilet seat for its icebreakers.

As payment, I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and six (6) hammers valued @ $1,029), which I secured at Canadian Tire, bringing my total remittance to $3,429.00.

Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the 'Help Stephen Harper Re-election Fund,' as noted on my return.

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.

God Bless Canada!

:tongue:

Water Warrior 2 · 04-20-2011, 06:55 PM

I would laugh but the Canadian Forces have been doing that kind of stuff for decades.

04-20-2011, 02:53 PM	#1
blaine Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: P.E.I. Canada Posts: 3,784	Political Humour. A great letter from a Gutsy Cape Bretoner. Dear Revenue Canada Enclosed and/or attached, you will find my 2010 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes. Please note the attached article from the Toronto Globe and Mail; dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Canadian Department of National Defense is paying $171.50 per hammer and Fisheries and Oceans Canada has paid $600.00 per toilet seat for its icebreakers. As payment, I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and six (6) hammers valued @ $1,029), which I secured at Canadian Tire, bringing my total remittance to $3,429.00. Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the 'Help Stephen Harper Re-election Fund,' as noted on my return. It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year. God Bless Canada! :tongue: __________________ If at first you do succeed, try not to look surprised. Login or Register to Remove Ads
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04-20-2011, 06:55 PM	#2
Water Warrior 2 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Squamish B.C Canada Posts: 11,409	Re: Political Humour. I would laugh but the Canadian Forces have been doing that kind of stuff for decades.
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