Age Old Philosophical Question

dhgeyer · 12-02-2010, 12:01 PM

If a man says something in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Viirin · 12-02-2010, 12:11 PM

haha i like it

bonehead · 12-02-2010, 12:15 PM

In my experience, the answer to that question is always "YES".

alantf · 12-02-2010, 12:44 PM

I'll ask my missus.

bonehead · 12-02-2010, 02:22 PM

Wait. I think we're missing the true point here. You in the dog house Dave?

dhgeyer · 12-02-2010, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by bonehead

Wait. I think we're missing the true point here. You in the dog house Dave?

Not at all, but thank you for asking. There just hadn't been any jokes in a while.

Or, as Alan said: "I'll ask my missus". :lol: :lol: :lol:

dhgeyer · 12-02-2010, 02:53 PM

An insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic tried to have a sleepover. It didn't work. They were up all night arguing about whether there's a Dog.

alanmcorcoran · 12-02-2010, 03:04 PM

This was in an airport pot-boiler I read on the last Anaheim to Chicago flight (I can never remember jokes...)

A minister checking into a hotel notices they offer "adult tv"...

"I certainly hope the pornography channel in my room is disabled!"

"No, it's just regular pornography, you sick fuck!"

Water Warrior 2 · 12-02-2010, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by alanmcorcoran

This was in an airport pot-boiler I read on the last Anaheim to Chicago flight (I can never remember jokes...)

A minister checking into a hotel notices they offer "adult tv"...

"I certainly hope the pornography channel in my room is disabled!"

"No, it's just regular pornography, you sick fuck!"

Took me a moment to pick up on it. That is funny.

Water Warrior 2 · 12-02-2010, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by dhgeyer

If a man says something in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Had a T-shirt that said that. Apparently that was really wrong. Heh heh.

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dhgeyer Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Merrimack NH USA Posts: 722	Re: Age Old Philosophical Question An insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic tried to have a sleepover. It didn't work. They were up all night arguing about whether there's a Dog. __________________ 54 HD Hummer,64 Honda150,66 Ducati250,01 Vulcan500,02 Vulcan1500,83 Nighthawk650,91 K75,95 VLX,04 VLX,01 GS500E,01 Ninja250, 02 Rebel,04 Ninja500,06 Concours,96 R850R
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