Just Say NO!

[blaine]

A ten year-old boy was walking
down the street when a big man on
a black motorcycle, pulls up beside
him and asks, "Hey kid, wanna go
for a ride?"

"No!", said the boy, and he kept on
walking. The motorcyclist pulls up
to him again and says, "Hey kid,, I'll
give you $10 if you hop on the
back"

"NO!" said the boy and proceeded
down the street a little quicker.

The motorcyclist pulls up to the
boy again and says, "Ok kid, I'll
give you $20 and a BIG bag of
candy if you hop on the back for a
ride."

At this point the boy turns around
to him and screams angrily, "Look
Dad, YOU bought the Honda, so
YOU ride it!!

[Water Warrior 2]

There's one kid who will grow up to have a H-D tattoo on the back of his shaved head.