when to start cussing

mr. softie · 03-11-2009, 03:24 AM

Been a while since anyone posted in "Humor", so...

When to Start Cussing

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know what?' says the 6 year old. 'I think it's about time we started cussing. The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass.' The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.'

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, 'You can stay there until I let you out!'

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?'

"I don't know" he blubbers "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios"

alanmcorcoran · 03-11-2009, 03:48 AM

I'm no good with jokes, but here goes...

Patrick777 and EasyRider are walking down the street when they see a dog licking its balls...

Easy: "Man, I wish I could do that!"

Patrick: "Uh, maybe you should just pet him first!"

mrlmd1 · 03-11-2009, 10:15 AM

Alan - you're going to get it. One of these days.
ER & P will be at your doorstep. :poke2:
And they'll probably bring Dupo too.

Easy Rider · 03-11-2009, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alanmcorcoran

I am a joke, ............

There, I fixed that for you! :neener:

03-11-2009, 03:24 AM	#1
mr. softie Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Bucks Co. PA Posts: 361	when to start cussing Been a while since anyone posted in "Humor", so... When to Start Cussing A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know what?' says the 6 year old. 'I think it's about time we started cussing. The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass.' The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.' WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, 'You can stay there until I let you out!' She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?' "I don't know" he blubbers "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios" __________________ The real money in a gold rush is in supplying liqueur and women to the miners.... May the wind always be at your back and the sun overhead as you make your way down the ever winding, smoothly paved, traffic free road! Login or Register to Remove Ads
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03-11-2009, 03:48 AM	#2
alanmcorcoran Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Anaheim, CA Posts: 2,926	Re: when to start cussing I'm no good with jokes, but here goes... Patrick777 and EasyRider are walking down the street when they see a dog licking its balls... Easy: "Man, I wish I could do that!" Patrick: "Uh, maybe you should just pet him first!" __________________ [hr:5yt6ldkq][/hr:5yt6ldkq] http://alanmarkcorcoran.com Motorcycles, Music, Musings and More…
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03-11-2009, 10:15 AM	#3
mrlmd1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Crawfordville, Florida Posts: 2,853	Re: when to start cussing Alan - you're going to get it. One of these days. ER & P will be at your doorstep. :poke2: And they'll probably bring Dupo too. Login or Register to Remove Ads
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