An ever so slightly off colour joke.

alantf · 03-17-2014, 01:45 PM

Three old men were sitting on a park bench, watching the young ladies pass by.

"Gawsh, aren't they beautiful?" said the first old man. "I wonder who made women?"

The second old man thought for a moment, then said "Yeah, they're so beautiful that only God could've made Them"

The third old man butted in sharply. "Nope, God didn't make 'em. It was the town council"

"The town council?" said the first old man "How did you work that out?"

"Well" said the third old man "It had to be the town council. Who else would put a playground next to the sewage works?"

03-17-2014, 01:45 PM	#1
alantf Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Tenerife (Spain) Posts: 3,719	An ever so slightly off colour joke. Three old men were sitting on a park bench, watching the young ladies pass by. "Gawsh, aren't they beautiful?" said the first old man. "I wonder who made women?" The second old man thought for a moment, then said "Yeah, they're so beautiful that only God could've made Them" The third old man butted in sharply. "Nope, God didn't make 'em. It was the town council" "The town council?" said the first old man "How did you work that out?" "Well" said the third old man "It had to be the town council. Who else would put a playground next to the sewage works?" __________________ By birth an Englishman, by the grace of God a Yorkshireman. Login or Register to Remove Ads
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