Doctor.

blaine · 06-13-2011, 01:06 AM

A woman walks into her doctor's office; scared of the strange development recently to the inside of her thighs...a green colored area has appeared on the inside of each. The color won't wash off, won't scrape off, and they seem to be getting larger each day.

The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of this, and that she needn't worry until tests come back. He sends her home.

A few days later, the woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the doctor. She immediately begs to know what's going on with these spots?

"You're perfectly healthy--there's no problem. But I'm wondering: is your husband a Harley guy?" the doctor asks.

"Yes--how did you know?" "Tell him his earrings aren't real gold!
:tongue:

06-13-2011, 01:06 AM	#1
blaine Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: P.E.I. Canada Posts: 3,784	Doctor. A woman walks into her doctor's office; scared of the strange development recently to the inside of her thighs...a green colored area has appeared on the inside of each. The color won't wash off, won't scrape off, and they seem to be getting larger each day. The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of this, and that she needn't worry until tests come back. He sends her home. A few days later, the woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the doctor. She immediately begs to know what's going on with these spots? "You're perfectly healthy--there's no problem. But I'm wondering: is your husband a Harley guy?" the doctor asks. "Yes--how did you know?" "Tell him his earrings aren't real gold! :tongue: __________________ If at first you do succeed, try not to look surprised. Login or Register to Remove Ads
	0