You might be a "poser" if...

[deadman13]

-Â*You spit out the bug that just flew in your mouth.
Â*-Â*You spend more time shining your bike than riding it.
Â*-Â*You're too cool to wave at the kids in the mom-mobile in front of you.
Â*-Â*You grab for your hairbrush before your old lady.
Â*-Â*You take your bike into the shop for oil changes.
Â*-Â*Your $500 boots aren't scuffed from riding.
Â*-Â*You think that a kick-starter is a mocha latte.
Â*-Â*You set at least one mirror, if not both, to reflect yourself. Â*-Â*Your saddle bags say "Gucci".
Â*-Â*You carry a lap-top in your saddle bags.
Â*-Â*Your tattoos wash off.
Â*-Â*You put your pony-tail back in the drawer after you get home.
Â*-Â*You won't ride down a gravel road.
Â*-Â*You've never seen a sunrise from two wheels.
Â*-Â*You only ride on weekends, when you can.
Â*-Â*You never ride to work.
Â*-Â*All your leathers match.
Â*-Â*There are no wrinkled, faded, creased, or scratched areas on your leathers.
Â*-Â*You don't own a rain suit.
Â*-Â*You've never ridden long enough to know that stock seats are never comfortable.
Â*-Â*You've never had to replace a worn out tire.
Â*-Â*You've had to replace your tires, but because they were too old and not too worn.
Â*-Â*You like to ride by stores with big picture windows so you can admire your reflection. (I do this, buts its more for fun, im 6ft 260lbs on a gz...)
Â*-Â*You ride a Ducati.
Â*-Â*Your longest road trip this year was to Hooter's for bike night.