HIT and Run

[Canuck]

So get this !

Go downtown to pick up a book to learn Guitar at the library.. not even 10 mins in the building, I come out and a cop is inspecting my bike, so i think no problem its parked within the boundaries and to early to be ticketed...So whats the problem officer....

"Well I was cruising by and noticed the bike on the ground, after speaking with witnesses i gathered that a woman in a Suzuki Sidekick backed up into your bike. I picked it up and a yellow paper was left with a number, if its a false number call in a hit and run"

All damage includes.....Smashed Road Krome Windshield. scraped and scuffs to front left turn signal, left handle cap, bent clutch, and the best of all!!! leaked gas all over my gas tank!!
the total cost to bring the bike back to original will be 300 plus... and thanks to insurance policies... whats the point of claiming !!! yay !!! I love taking my wallet out and throwing money into the air!!

ERGGHHHH