The Pharmacist.

blaine · 12-02-2011, 04:51 PM

A woman walks into the pharmacy and tells the pharmacist she wants to buy some arsenic. He asks, "What do you want with arsenic?" She said "I want to kill my husband because he cheats on me by having sex with another woman." The pharmacist says, "I can't sell you arsenic so you can kill your husband lady, even if he is having sex with another woman." She reaches into her pocket and pulls out a picture of her husband having sex with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist says, "Oh, I didn't realize you had a prescription."

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12-02-2011, 04:51 PM	#1
blaine Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: P.E.I. Canada Posts: 3,784	The Pharmacist. A woman walks into the pharmacy and tells the pharmacist she wants to buy some arsenic. He asks, "What do you want with arsenic?" She said "I want to kill my husband because he cheats on me by having sex with another woman." The pharmacist says, "I can't sell you arsenic so you can kill your husband lady, even if he is having sex with another woman." She reaches into her pocket and pulls out a picture of her husband having sex with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist says, "Oh, I didn't realize you had a prescription." :tongue: __________________ If at first you do succeed, try not to look surprised. Login or Register to Remove Ads
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