04-02-2012, 02:35 AM | #1 |
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Aprill Fool's Day
This is just too funny not to share. Lynda told me this after she got home from work. A coworker did this to her husband of many years and I doubt he will ever forgive her. Coworker borrowed a used pregnancy kit from her much younger pregnant sister. Left it in the bathroom at home till her hubby found it. He almost stroked out. Their youngest is 14 now and they were looking to get away from being fulltime parents in a few years. He will probably skip the flowers on Mother's Day even after being told Aprill Fool's Day. Cruel but funny. LOL.
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04-02-2012, 05:10 AM | #2 |
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Re: Aprill Fool's Day
This is actually very funny It reminds me of something that happened to me. Not related to April Fools but it is related to pregnancy. So my girlfriend got A car 2009 Mitsubishi Lancer GTS with the works...She's had it for 2 weeks. So I'm at work when I get a phone call its my girlfriend and she's crying. In the background I hear her mom JUST TELL HIM AND IF HE GETS MAD BREAK UP WITH HIM. I've been with this girl for 1 year and a half now and me and her parents get along very well. Well I wont go into details but lets just say few weeks ago things got hot and heavy and didnt have time to put on any protective gear. Well I'm thinking O SNAPS she's pregnant. Why else would her mom say that if i get mad she'll break up with me. Why would she be crying on the phone, BTW we were 23 me and 22 her I dont want kids until I am Stable and have my stuff together and we both agreed on this. So i'm freaking out i'm thinking of how i can speed things up to make more money to provide for my kid. She did not tell me why she was crying she just said she would tell me when i get home. So i get home Her mom is in the living room just staring me down. And she starts crying again and says Richard somebody hit my car and didnt leave details. I almost started laughing because i thought She was going to tell me she was pregnant. She saw my face and got SUPER MAD...Turns out somebody scraped the back of her bumper...and didnt leave details while she was at work...Luckily I have a friend who does Body repair cost me 100 dollars to get the whole bumper repainted to make it look like nothing ever happened. I later explained My situation and why i almost laughed. She laughed at me and then told her mom and now they both make fun of me for that.
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04-02-2012, 06:47 PM | #3 |
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Re: Aprill Fool's Day
Looks like you dodged a bullet there. Kids are no laughing matter. They are a lifetime commitment. Pills are really cheap.
Really have to wonder about mom's comment about breaking up though. Login or Register to Remove Ads |
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