12-22-2011, 05:16 PM
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BEST WISHES!!!!!
To all, Happy Christmas.......
I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends and business associates, but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my lawyer yesterday, and on his advice I wish to say the following: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally -conscious, socially-responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes. By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher . Best Regards (without prejudice) Name withheld (Data Protection Act)  :cool:
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12-22-2011, 05:45 PM
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Re: BEST WISHES!!!!!
I am too old school for some of this P.C. B.S.
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12-22-2011, 08:30 PM
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Re: BEST WISHES!!!!!
Well, just to be clear, I am...
Southern Redneck. 
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12-22-2011, 10:17 PM
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Re: BEST WISHES!!!!!
Quote:
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12-23-2011, 01:37 AM
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Re: BEST WISHES!!!!!
Merry Christmas everybody.
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12-23-2011, 05:17 AM
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Re: BEST WISHES!!!!!
Feliz Navidad.
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12-23-2011, 05:12 PM
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Re: BEST WISHES!!!!!
And don't forget, Happy Hanukkah.
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