My Wife Won't Like It

Fawlty · 01-22-2014, 01:45 PM

One day during a game on the golf course, I accidentally overturned my golf cart.

Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer who lives in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, “Are you okay?"

"I’m fine, thanks," I replied. “My name’s Jack,” I said and introduced myself.

"Jack, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you get the cart up later,” she suggested.

"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, “but I don't think my wife would like it."

"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted. She was very pretty and very persuasive.

"Well okay," I finally agreed and added "but my wife won't like it."

After a restorative brandy, she insisted that I remove my clothes so she could give me a massage. Afterwards, I thanked my hostess for the exhilarating session I had with her.

"I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset."

"Don't be silly!” Elizabeth replied with a smile. “She won't know a thing. Where is she, anyway?"

"Under the cart!" I said.

Water Warrior 2 · 01-22-2014, 05:12 PM

Too funny!!

grasshopper · 01-22-2014, 05:21 PM

lmao. my wife wouldn't like it either.

Water Warrior 2 · 01-24-2014, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by grasshopper

lmao. my wife wouldn't like it either.

Tell her to dress for the crash not the ride. ATGATT.

01-22-2014, 01:45 PM	#1
Fawlty Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Murcia, Spain Posts: 683	My Wife Won't Like It One day during a game on the golf course, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer who lives in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, “Are you okay?" "I’m fine, thanks," I replied. “My name’s Jack,” I said and introduced myself. "Jack, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you get the cart up later,” she suggested. "That's mighty nice of you," I answered, “but I don't think my wife would like it." "Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted. She was very pretty and very persuasive. "Well okay," I finally agreed and added "but my wife won't like it." After a restorative brandy, she insisted that I remove my clothes so she could give me a massage. Afterwards, I thanked my hostess for the exhilarating session I had with her. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset." "Don't be silly!” Elizabeth replied with a smile. “She won't know a thing. Where is she, anyway?" "Under the cart!" I said. __________________ "It begins here for me on this road. How the whole mess happened I don't know, but I know it couldn't happen again in a million years." (Johnny Strabbler-The Wild One 1953) Login or Register to Remove Ads
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01-22-2014, 05:21 PM	#3
grasshopper Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: manning, sc Posts: 484	lmao. my wife wouldn't like it either. Login or Register to Remove Ads
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01-22-2014, 05:12 PM	#2
Water Warrior 2 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Squamish B.C Canada Posts: 11,409	Too funny!!
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