Chocolate Ice Cream

[dvsDave]

This old lady walks into a Ice Cream Parlor and goes up to the counter.

"I'll have a chocolate ice cream cone, please!"

The guy behind the counter says, "I'm sorry ma'am, we ran out of chocolate ice cream, would you like one of our other 39 flavors"

She looks at him, and tells him to take care of the other people in line and she'll figure out what she wants.

He takes care of the other people, then comes back to the old lady, "What can I get you, ma'am?"

"I've made up my mind, I'll have a chocolate ice cream cone"

The guy goes, "Umm... ma'am, that's what I already said we were out of."

She says, "Oh, well... go ahead and take care of the other people in line and I'll figure out what I want"

So, he goes and takes care of the other people, then comes back to the old lady, "Alright, what can I get you, ma'am?"

"I'll have a chocolate ice cream cone"

He sighs, and says, "Ma'am? Can you spell the sun in sunshine?"

Confused, she says, "sure... S-U-N"

"Now, can you spell the van in vanilla?"

"of course! V-A-N"

"Alright ma'am, can you spell the fuck in chocolate?"

"Wait! There is no fuck in chocolate"

"THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU THE WHOLE TIME, THERE'S NO FUCKIN CHOCOLATE!!"